Check out Rowling's reaction: Q: In the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore said his brother was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat; what were the inappropriate charms he was practicing on that goat? Just as Kas is ready to give up on life, the ruthless Bronx Mason, an Alpha werewolf with a reputation for killing weak wolves shows up and claims her as his mate. Set in 6th year It's Harry Potter's first year teaching DADA at Hogwarts under Headmaster Snape. 'No no ' said Umbridge, sinking back into her pillows. Due to his mother's death, Lucius Malfoy demanded Draco went to Durmstang to learn the dark arts that aren't provided at Hogwarts. Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue until she starts to go through an unusual transformation and display abilities that are not normal for a werewolf. According to Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort's mother Merope Gaunt grew up in a dump that was the wizard equivalent of impoverished West Virginia. NOT! His house mates can't take anymore. Agents of Cracked is up for a Telly Award! From that day forward, he vows to never utter another word again. called Madam Pomfrey, poking her head around her office door. Neglect can be one of the most painful forms of abuse, being ignored by your guardians when all you want is love, Ginny's is not the only valentine Harry gets. What happens when the two collide? According to the Weasley twins themselves, "for up to twenty-four hours at a time depending on the weight of the boy in question--". Also some abuse. So, while everyone cares only for Charles, Harry is cast aside and has to fight to survive. On The Halloween night two terrible mistakes were made. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". What did I do? . He wants to protect her from all the abuse she suffers, but Brook would rather suffer than risk her mother becoming the grief-stricken shell she was before. However, none seem to even grace the presence of one certain mystery - Harry Potter. Severus just never expected to be the one to do it. He hated it. When she realizes he has no ability to smell the scent of his mate, what could Princess Jasmin do, when the mate she romantically dreams of has no idea she is his mate?As Alpha Zero swore an alliance with the Alpha King. Durmstrang's Pretty Boy- Drarry Fanfic~ Book 1 of 3 in The Pretty Boy Trilogy. Centaurs rape human women -- that's what they do, that's a central part of their mythology. I clench my fist in anger 'how? The daily abuse day in and day out. It's a job that makes him feel good and put together like an adult, until a student comes to tell him something about her home life that takes Harry right back to his own troubled childhood. Her Alpha has abused her for years. Everything had changed since then, including her purpose and plans. What if Harry's friend is only with him for his money and fame? Why is Hermione suddenly in love with Snape? What will he do? When her mother remarried, she thought the worst was over, but it was only beginning. wbwl, drarry- he with the avada kedavra green eyes !!!DISCONTINUED!!! However, none seem to even grace the presence of one certain mystery - Harry Potter. Say hello to Aberforth Dumbledore, Albus' brother. Voldermort was killed when Harry was a baby. He goes through a creature inheritance and his mate is someone he never thought he could possibly get along with. So, the big question is how this "tiny little" man was able to successfully impregnate a titanic woman whose sex organs were probably more commodious to most humans than a hotel room in Tokyo. Please consider turning it on! When all hope seems lost for Ellie, the Moon Goddess intervenes, and sends Ellie her warrior mates. ***Other than his mother, his sisters, and his niece, Kyle Wright, the CEO of the Wright Diamond Corporation, never batted an eye for a woman. Lily and James have a different life. In that very school, she met her twin mates. with everything that's happened harry limits how often and to whom he speaks to. Today is harry's 15th birthday. With that firmly in mind, let's examine some famous uses of the potion in the books. The short-lived headmistress of Hogwarts gets off on torturing children, has an unflinching holier-than-thou attitude and, unless David Yates has something stashed for an extended edition of the films, *SPOILER* she gets away with it. -Godric and Salazar are dating,if you don't like it PLEASE leave. He makes the decision to contact Tom, fed up with how he is being treated. and that Hermione casually described to him how Umbridge would almost certainly be brutally violated by equinely endowed inter-species rapists. It was as if, time had stopped and it suddenly dawned on him that for the first time since he could remember, he experienced what it felt like getting a boner.After that fateful kiss, he swore to make Gabrielle his! and second well I wouldn't say it to be exactly bad as Harry Potter never made it to his mug Harry, betrayed by his friends seeks to find out something but whether found was much more. While we personally wish this discomfiting discussion about giant sex could end here, the truth is that Hagrid's father is not the only human to knock boots with someone taller than a telephone pole in Ms. Rowling's wizarding world. Harry Potter | Draco Malfoy | Action Fanfiction Romance Hazel Potter. He hates Snape, and that feels so much better than being scared and unsure and so he clings to it, he feeds it. I open the door to my Uncle red in the face screaming, "BOY! And in the wizard world, he is probably a sex offender. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. . Are you frightened by MS Paint and simply have a funny idea? -Ongoing I ran to the coffee machine near the sink and started to prepare coffee 'The Newspaper!' Disclaimer - THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. So imagine the black market in the wizarding world that exists for the hairs of, say, famous starlets, with dudes giving themselves several hours' access to famous genitals. He is the Alpha that even the Alpha King considers as a threat to his throne.But what happens when a Princess finds out that she is fated to be the cold Alphas mate? She even met new friends and even got herself enemies. Attempted suicide Let the magic begin! Suicidal thoughts From having her family slaughtered in front of her at the age of 5 to being a outcast in her own Pack. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Great.just freaking fantastic. There will be SLASH but not for awhile. How far out of her way? This is the first book out of 7 Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs The Mudblood 3,321 pages Completed December 18, 2017 Kirsten Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. I wake up with a pounding headache. Harry relaxed a bit and closed his eyes. It's the perfect disguise, and it's not just their face -- you assume their entire physical body. 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Dumbledore is a good guy and Lucius and Voldemort are really bad guys if I remember correctly it had a lot of chapters. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Hagrid is a half-giant roughly 8.5 feet tall, which should immediately raise questions if you are old enough to know where babies come from. ***Book 2 of the Wright Family SeriesBook 1: Mommy, Where Is Daddy? People on the Internet familiar with the mythology were quick to notice this, as were feminist blogs. Harry disgusts him-he never tries to touch him, or be nice to him. 'Madam Pomfrey says she's just in shock,' whispered Hermione. And stop by LinkSTORM read some awesome Harry Potter fanfics by Jack O'Brien. #3 Do we really know who the actual Harry Potter is. Cookie Notice We like to think that on the way back to school, Harry asked "So what do you suppose those centaurs are going to do to the professor?" I take story edit requests, so message me to let me know. Burton, please think about your second pregnancy., After just a week of getting dumped, Gabrielle Taylor learned from a common friend that her ex-boyfriend and best friend were already engaged! It's halfway through the summer, before his sixth year, and Harry is trying to sort out his mixed feelings and emotions. This story is set in around Harry's 6th year and dear old Voldy is After enduring the torture of the Dursleys, Harry just can't take it anymore. Harry couldn't stop himself from launching into the older wizard's lap, hugging him tight while stumbling over his thanks. All his innocence died when he came into his inheritance. -Gay Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue . Please consider turning it on! As a war between Ryder's pack and Black Mountain breaks out, Brook must decide just how far she will go to save the ones she cares about. You can create an infograpic and you could be on the front page of Cracked.com tomorrow! The Alpha's own thirst for conquering neighboring packs lands him in hot water with the council, a governing body made up of every type of supernatural creature that keeps the peace. She doesn't have any plans to meet new friends, not even her mate.However, the Moon Goddess seemed to have a different plan for her. Harry is treated badly after that nightuntil .read to find out more. mature themes including: Nobody really knew what was wrong with her, either. . I'm going through a depressing period of my life and reading about Snape rescuing Harry from his abusers (whoever they are) helps me cope. Andy Dick and Scott Adams make Joe Rogan seem like the sanest guy in the room, Renfield gave Cage a taste for blood that hasn't been satisfied in one feeding. (Hint: It's Hermione, the character whose main purpose in the plot is to know absolutely everything.). . Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more. I flinched at the incline of volume and change in tone. " The great Harry Potter received a letter from Gringotts saying that he just received his creature inheritance. What happens to Harry? Yeah, that's Norman Bates shit right there. and our Seriously, crystals, and each one of the products can be disguised "as perfumes and cough potions" to hoodwink Hogwarts' already AWOL authorities. Warning: This story contains child abuse and implied sexual abuse. 17-year-old Brook Grigsby's life was never the same after her father died. Hedwig girl, i'm sorry i have no food please quiet down" she hands me a piece of paper before flying away. Privacy Policy. Her Alpha has abused her for years. Since she had returned to the castle she had not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single word. Yes, Lilith Conner is in fact a werewolf, or is supposed to be since she hasnt been able to Shift everyone says otherwise. His eyes are wide and don't appear to take note of the surroundings. But will Gilderoy love him back? Quickly i open the letter or should i say 2 letters as i see the one from gringotts fall the the ground. The Flame of Love can warm even the coldest Heart..Alpha Zero of the Cold Mountain Pack has no interest in finding his mate. She did not want to become the person that he doted on the most. This is the first book of the Hadrian Potter series. (Warning: Mention of rape. Self harm Discover how fate will find a way to put them together and how they will overcome the struggles of their own packs.Book cover credits to Chimdi Jane Samuel, Forever in the Past and Forever in the Future, The Triplet Warriors and Their Pup Mate(Shadow Warrior Series), Pregnant and Favored: See You in the Morning, Young Master. He's also known as Lily and James Potters only child. -Weasely!Bashing (Minus Bill,Charlie and the twins) When Harry is attacked at school he feels like he's an entirely different person living in the shell of who he used to be. Harry Potter: A Certain Ancient Rune Professor of Hogwarts (TL) Book&Literature REINCARNATION MAGIC SLICEOFLIFE CAMPUS HARRYPOTTER WIZARDS 4.58 Synopsis: Three years after graduating from Hogwarts, Felix enters the school again. Harry's eyes went wide when Lockhart's hands roamed down and touched his penis, stroking it. This is the more thought out version! She got involved with the most noble man in Darlsbury in an accident. It wasn't until his fourth year that he met The-Boy-That-Lived. Or My Mom Will Shoot like Sly thought he would? He has no idea that his sister is fated to be his mate. Chelsea Handler got a nun high, because duh. Kas Latmus isn't even an omega with the Silver Moon pack. This story takes place in fourth year. He never expected to find his mates, fall in love, have a family, and be accepted for who he is. The older man smiled before twisting his wand between his fingers, whispering words Harry didn't understand. Instead, he learns to live as a normal boy. Bullying She was abused, like Harry, if not more. On her seventeenth birthday, her wolf wakes up and insists the Moon Goddess is her mother. I almost feel sorry for him. But what happens when an 11 year old brunette lightning scar head kid comes to Hogwarts. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing so please bear with me PS1. The abuse can be whatever physical, sexual etc. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter want to do something about it. A simple mistake that Harry made in his first year at Hogwarts is coming back to bite him in the arse. Oh, and do they work? Shut that damn bird up before i kill it!" 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